Did you know that I’m gay?
Neither did I, but according to an outrageous message board that has gained local notoriety, someone out there has speculated just that.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that — as Jerry Seinfeld so humorously contended on his TV show — but all you single middle-aged men out there will just have to continue on without me. I’m hopelessly heterosexual, married and have no intention of switching teams anytime soon.
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