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Mitt Romney is dying.
I didn’t intend to kill him. I only wanted to brighten up my new apartment, but I’m slowly torturing the poor guy, watering him one day and leaving him to wilt the next.
It’s supposed to be difficult to kill geraniums.
But no plant, not even Mitt Romney the pink geranium, is safe from my black gardener’s thumb.
It doesn’t matter what party: Republican, Democrat, Communist. Death by my careless hands is the great equalizer when it comes to houseplants.
Some people keep scrapbooks.
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