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The Night Before Christmas
(at the White House)
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the nation
Not a creature was stirring, due to economic stagnation
A list of woes was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Obama would soon be there;
The twins were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bourbon balls danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief' eating a wrap
Had just settled down with the world's biggest sap
When out on the lawn there arose such a howl,
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