The Night Before Christmas (at the White House)

The Night Before Christmas

(at the White House)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the nation

Not a creature was stirring, due to economic stagnation

A list of woes was hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Obama would soon be there;

The twins were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of bourbon balls danced in their heads

And mamma in her 'kerchief' eating a wrap

Had just settled down with the world's biggest sap

When out on the lawn there arose such a howl,

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