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Cheating judge-executive, rubber-armed PVA not likely to show up at Relay for Life dunking booth

By Ben Carlson

Judge-Executive John Wayne Conway will probably have to cheat.
Again.
Brian Stivers, the property value administrator who couldn’t hit the ocean from a boat, probably won’t even bother to show up, not after his embarrassing rubber-armed performance last time.
In fact, I’d be more worried about getting dunked by bunch of 5-year-olds who got cut from a pee wee league team than Stivers or Conway, neither of whom could dunk me the last time I sat in a dunking booth for a good cause.


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