If I could take a Louisville Slugger and turn it into a magic want, I would wave it over sports as we know it and make the world all good.
You know what I mean. Every year would see the Cincinnati Reds in the World Series, the Boston Celtics in The Finals, the Kentucky Wildcats would go to the Final Four and the Dallas Cowboys would be in the Super Bowl.
Not win every year, mind you. Gotta taste a little of the bad to make the good taste even better, you know.