Column as I see ’em …
Did you know that every single person who eats broccoli will die?
It’s absolutely true, as is the case for anyone who eats carrots, peas or even a sweet ear of corn.
I won’t explain these facts, but if you think about them for a few minutes, you’ll conclude I’m correct.
No, this isn’t me picking on vegetables, although broccoli is truly disgusting. Instead, it’s to point out the frailties often associated with medical reports.