You would not believe what I saw at South Oldham High School last Friday night.
I was standing near the football field when, all of a sudden, a UFO came swooping down out of the sky. It started balancing on the goalposts and flashing red and green and blue and silver lights before the bottom opened and SpongeBob Squarepants came sliding down a chute. He went to one side of the field, where he abducted Elvis.
Before he left, ole Spongebob said he was looking for directions to Rupp Arena, because he was going to crash a party there too.